STAFF DRINKS
(Go on, you cheap skate....for when you want to treat them!)
LIST
Matthew the 'Hoff - meister' (but when he's feeling frisk)
Baltika
Limoncello over ice (Italian lemon liqueur)
3.60
2.50
Dayel
(with a 'y')
Bud with a straw (because I'm gay, OK!)
3.10
Bish would like to recommend...
Sailor Jerry and coke (Caribbean spiced rum, flavoured with vanilla extract
and lime... mmm...)
But, he'd like to be bought...
Hot chocolate with Amarula
(Nice choice, sir! Ask him about the bamboo stick!)
3.10
3.75
Sammy 2/A
A pint of Goldschlager and coke
لأنّ أنا أفضّل هو أن يبرعم (err.... anyway...)
4.00
Petey (who, I'd like to say, smells very nice... the rumours simply aren't true)
Whiskey Sour
(He's obviously a real man! Ask him how many chest hairs he's got!)
5.50
Jo ('Do you know who I mean?')
Tanqueray & slim & Marlborough Lite
('Did you know there's only 60 calories in that?')
3.35
Laura 'Bond'
Anything that comes after being vigorously shaken... but not stirred
££££
Ickle 'Ellie'
Dan's tap water surprise
0.00
Sami Sami Sami
Heineken with lime (Hmmm, very exotic)
3.10
Dan the man
Havana 7yr, on the rocks with lime
All parents please be advised to lock up your daughters when Dan's on
the prowl. He takes no prisoners!
2.65
Mummy
'Something small and red'
There's no pun here! She's my mother!
2.80
Mr. Steve
Bundaberg Ginger Beer
or a small Claret (if he's not flying the helicopter back to The Collingwood)
2.10
3.30
Steve 'chef'
An 11 gallon of San Miguel
272.80
Marcus
(Monday - Friday) Tetley Tea
(Saturday & Sunday) Apple Juice
He likes to go crazy at the weekend!
1.50
1.35
Unfortunately the rest of our staff are under the legal drinking age of 18
and therefore can only be treated to occasional soft drinks or 'Mr. Freezes'.
I myself did not have a single alcoholic drink till the ripe age of 21.
I specifically did NOT drink Strawberry WKD in the Arno regularly on Friday nights when I was 14!
